[28 - Mar - 07 @ 11:57]
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ok, so its been a while since I last updated this bit, so, tho you probably wont care, I'm gonna write about stuff ive done, like people do in a blog
Not much has happened realy, new years was awsome, hatherleigh square, under the christmas tree, then back to the pub, i've been working alot lately, Bull & Dragon, Tally Ho!, the coop and AngryPossum, and I'm skint... how does it happen?!?
I also went to the George Hotel staff do, which was great, clay shooting followed by quad biking, off to a bar for a couple, then a chineese
I couldnt even look at a shotgun after what happened last year, but i did it, and i did prety well, thanks to the others cheering me on, so that was a phobia gone, and now I lurve shooting, and the quad biking was emense, fast, muddy, and a lil scary at times, like when your just about to flip and kill yerself coz you hit a corner too fast
got a new myspace on myspace.com/dave_sanchez, and got a company one at myspace.com/angrypossumweb
started skating again, with Si, which is fun
other than that, nothing much has happened... ooh, I went to Liverpool, which was fun, went to pubs, clubs, ate pizza, met Robs missus, nice lass, went for a full english, and no-one wanted their black pudding, so I had 3 1/2 bits, hmm, bloody...
and thats it, it'll probably be another 3 months till i write another one, tho i'm sure much more happened over the last 3 months...
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Possum Games '06 Update [6 - Dec - 06 @ 01:56]
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Possum Games will now be held on the 21st December due to unforseen work for a few of the participators, so re-book yer diary! |
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Possum Games '06!!! [21 - Nov - 06 @ 17:23]
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The Possum Games '06 are soon here!!!
This years event is The Scavenger Task Hunt where you have to go around and find different places to do tasks for varying pionts, where possible, but preferably not Hatherleigh, cos i live there, and im a counciler there, and i work there, and i dont realy want that to change... you could do the drinking things there if you like...
find out more, click downloads at the top
peace out |
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Work [20 - Oct - 06 @ 12:43]
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Nu job starting up! on wednesday, i did a shift at the tally ho, it was weird! the people who i drink with sound completly different the other side of the bar! and its nice to go to a pub and actually get paid rather than paying 30 odd quid a night |
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The Last Week [8 - Oct - 06 @ 14:06]
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Over the last week it has been rather painful, it started off with a spate of hedge jumping whilst my cousin was over from america last weekend, it was a good night, a couple of hedges, then a blackthorn bush, which harry decided that it would be cool to sit on me whilst i was in it, a few more hedges, then a soft looking hedge, which had leaves with small spikes on the end, miles joined me with this one, the leaves leave needles in you...
Friday night more hedge jumping, simon joined me with this one, starts with a holly bush, then goes to a bush that im familiar with, your average bush, so i stand on a post, flip... and miss, i landed flat on ma back on concrete which has temperarily crippled me, two things going thru my mind at that time
1. ouch, that kinda hurt, still it did make a nice thud
2. how the hell did i miss! pleb-ed
then went to the blackthorn bush, there were wheelie bins, so naturally, i jumped off them, ouchy, as we were takin simon home (who was jumpin in alot of hedges, he chose the nice soft ones) there were some pipes, which looked plastic, so i hobbled towards them and jumped... they were the hardest things ive ever touched, simon jumped into a roadworks sign, and we got to simons about 530, dave and i walked (and hobbled) back home, had to stop 3-4 times coz i couldnt walk, then proceded to break into my house coz i was locked out.
last night i was too injoured to do anything decent, so i started playing with fire, a giant zippo, the size of a hand, and some lighter fluid, put fluid on ma hand and arm... then lit it, didnt realy hurt coz i put it out b4 it did, then it was squirt the fluid through the flame, i thought it was all over, and then oli put the red hot lighter on ma back, then ma belly (which has actually burned) and a spoon that he heated up, when i wasnt looking,
well thats my week so far and im still alive, lets see what the next week brings  |
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Happy Birthday! [2 - Oct - 06 @ 13:20]
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Just realised that this blog has been online for a year yesterday, in that time there has been 500 odd different people visit from different places and in many differents ways, so happy b'day blog |
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Stuff [16 - Sep - 06 @ 12:39]
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Hey, i know its been ages since i last wrote in here, but there hasnt realy been anything much happening lately, I had my 21st birthday, that was cool, did a bit of hedge jumping, made a few websites, my latest project is http://angrypossum.co.uk/tom which is a real estate website, a client finaly paid me, started up bmxing again with Si, and i the pub... thats it realy, oh, and im still working on my book, tho gandhi aint made me a single cuppa tea yet! |
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...but you can call me sir [17 - Aug - 06 @ 11:20]
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after a big cock up in the interview and not knowing why I wanted to join, other than someone asking me if i wanted to in the pub (where everything happens, and everybody knows your name) I am now a Town Councillor! Me!! The most kiddish chap in the world! and not actually old enough fer 20 days as of when elected! thats cool
Just a little end note to say that part 4 of The Untitled Chav Story is coming soon, and i may extend the other chapters as chapter 3 is long, this is all going to happen as soon as Gandhi makes me a cuppa tea so I can work |
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The Untitled Chav Story version 2 of part 3 of 7 [31 - Jul - 06 @ 14:27]
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Here it is, finaly chapter 3 has been done,
Its about Peté and everyone going camping at Christmas, it stars a range of other characters, such as possums, a pen, and a tree, plus many more, a few of which arent mentioned, but theyre in there
it is version 2 of the chapter as i started writing another one, but this one just popped into my head, part of version one can be obtained through contacting me, details on the right there -->
I hope you enjoy, chapter 4 coming soon
You can get to the chapters by clicking downloads at the top, and it opens in a pop up |
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Download Page [23 - Jun - 06 @ 16:53]
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Hello Again, I just spent a few minuites archiving the downloads that i have put up in the future, if you click the downloads button up top, you should get to a very simple page of them...
ciao fer now |
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Golden Sands Bulgaria [23 - Jun - 06 @ 04:48]
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Woo! Just got back from Bulgaria! One of the best holidays that I've had from what i can remember, 12 - 20 hours drinking a night, all the barmen were nice people, especialy Plamen and his crew from the pirate bar, and Jez, a complete legend, due to the rules of the stag, i am not alowed to devulge too much info, but i can say that there were some funny goings on, some which certain people will regret... twice, and some that will live on ferever like didge going abroard for the first time
We ended up drinking aprox 130 pints and cocktails, and 35 shots ish over the week which explains alot of goings on...
I met 2 nice people from scotland, phwar! Ali and Katy... what is it with katies!?! i always find them! tho she had a bf, so we just went swiming in the sea, drank alot etc etc, by that time i felt very ill and had to go, without them... met up with them the next day, but i just felt too rough and could hardly talk, alcoholic poisoning aint great, nor is food poisoning
Overall it was great, defenatly going back there, well, im going down the pub now
Adiós!
Estki Engliski Panjaricari - theres a bit of bulgarian fer yas |
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Bad News [10 - Jun - 06 @ 12:53]
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Shaun aprached me an said 'you still aint got yer bledy hair cut' so i said id tie it up, hoping for a 'no, yer gettin it cut' but he just said ok... OK!!! No it aint ok! i want to have an excuse fer an afro!!! |
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Bad Hair Day [1 - Jun - 06 @ 14:32]
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Hi,
I have some bad news... my new boss has told me that I have to have my hair cut, fair enough, it is long, but i cant pull off short hair, i look like a chipmunk goon, plus the whole 'WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!' all the time, so, when i was drowning my sorrows, a few sugestions were thrown to me, and here they are
1) get an afro - if i get a perm, they cant complain too much, they said get a haircut, didnt say how! then i could make it look like a rainbow
2)set up a pertition - get people to save the hair, sign if you like it, bugger off if you dont
3) cornrows - can you imagine it, a white guy, with corn rows, how cool would that be!
4) Sexual Discrimination - the big one, women can have long hair, blokes cant? ill find out, id be happy to tie it up, sorta, well, whilst the boss is there, i could also carry on to mention the fact that we are working with computers, which entitles us to a 10 minute break every couple of hours, not 4 or 5, also they decided to take away chairs, so there is no resting for 4 to 5 hours either, no drinking alowed at the till, so if there is no drinking at the till, and you dont get a break for 4 hours, there has to be something to back up the worker for this, although it is hard to find anything nowerdays
5) see how long i can last before getting fired - this is the fun option, piss him off big time but it will end in me being unemployed, and then it could be taken as unfair dismissal depending on the reasoning behind it
this is going to be a good couple of weeks, for which i probably will get fired, or it could be easily solved, depending on how anal the boss (who may be a damn nice chap when he aint boss) is.
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A Way of Life [7 - Apr - 06 @ 19:45]
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I am making a lifestyle change... granted not a big one, but a change none the less... im going to be a man of the earth
Also, when i am ready to leave home, i a couple of years, i am going to buy a field, an start in a tent (ill start during the beginning of summer, obviously) and slowly start building up my empire, put in a stone circle, get a generator, quit smoking (this is for money purposes) and build up from there, its going to be great, preferably id like to get a field next to a river, or, i could contact the bbc to sponsor me in what im doing, and record it or summin, i could buy sheep, goats, chickens, be like a neolithic man, just not so much body hair, an i can stand up properly...
If anyone wants to join me on my adventure, feel free!
contact details are on the right -->
lookin forward to it BIG time, bout 3 yr i recon
adios! |
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Work for the Possum [21 - Mar - 06 @ 21:56]
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I have just finnished a site for a client in record time... 9 hrs!
The best thing of all is that it doesnt realy look like it, alot of effort went into it, and thus I feel I got alot out of it
its http://marcstevens.co.uk
enjoy your read |
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St Paddys Day!!! [17 - Mar - 06 @ 17:53]
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Its finaly here! St Patricks Day! The day of the Patron Saint of Ireland! and to celebrate this, I am not only going to be drinking alot of the heaven sent Guinness, I am going to buy anyone who says "I bet St Paddy was a damn nice chap" a creamy pint of the black stuff
this will only last tonight till god knows when, and only in the tally, coz i have no money and i can add it to my tab, which I cant pay off yet
Bottoms Up and enjoy a Shamrock Atop a Pint O Guinness
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Update [8 - Mar - 06 @ 14:12]
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good news! the asshole who poked me at the shop left his car lying around, how do i know it was his car? he made a point of covering up his number plate, anyway, it was burned out, tho you could just get the engine number, and trace it to where it was MOT'd and they will have the address and name on file, also there is an e-fit floating around (a sketch) which is all good, tho they still probably wont catch him, coz no-one gives a shit about it anymore, which is cool, tho the lame jokes will still be floating around fer a while... whoopie |
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The Good, The Bad, and the Damn Right Ugly [27 - Feb - 06 @ 01:17]
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The Good;
Just got back from Switzerland, 2nd time being there, and its amazing in summer and winter, tho its painful, sledging down a hill... head first... 30 odd mph, then up comes a brick wall, whod of known a head is bouncy, also trees on blind corners, hit a couple of them, and took out a navigation pole with my teeth, that was fun and the whole experience was great and im planning to go back there in the summer fer my 21st birthday with a few mates, i wanna spread the love of the swiss life, especially Interlaken, lovely place, best in the world, and they're all nice people... that i know of so far
The Bad;
a person that aint so nice is the sod that robbed the shop while i was working there this evening, the wanker had a shotgun (single barrel, unmodified) still trying to piece together what happened, wen you have a 12bore pointed at you, you dont realy have time to think too much about things, just do what the bugger says, open the till, give him what he wants, hey presto, youms alive still... all i could think about was a few people that i now know i couldnt live without, i think hes ruined my life, dont know if i could work there again with unsoiled undies, wont be able to go near where the ribena is, wont be able to go shooting ever again, an thats difficult in the countryside, and wont be able to serve B&H without suspition, i would explain, but been sworn to slight confidentiality by a nice copper (aint gonna be calling them pigs or screws no more) and when i was getting changed in front of him for clothes ferensics, i noticed i was getting a lil tubby, belly and breasts (best cut down on the Guinness) worst of all, he poked me with the barrel of the gun... the asshole gave me a bruise, and he could have cleaned the end of the barrel, i got a mark on my shirt now... i will give more info when i can
The Damn Right Ugly;
well there aint much for this one, except the bloke was probably ugly, and the end of a gun sure is!!!
see you all when the pi... scr...police have finnished with me!
Aufwidersen!
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Its all good now, back to work, cheers guys! |
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Weekend! [14 - Feb - 06 @ 19:24]
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The best weekend I have ever had, lets start with friday...
went to the george to see my people, usual chat and drink combo goin on there, then i thought id try to get in the tally, to see my other people in the more mature class (the oldies, deli an jason(who got engaged that day(finaly(its taken long enough(poor jason))))) tho it was 11.05, the door was open as i walked up, just as mags was closing it, and got in (luv that mags(people behind me didnt get in(they werent locals(or regulars)))) so went in therefor a while... bout 1, we went to the local pottery (3 doors up) and made some pots and things, chef neil made his boss ady as an ashtray... sorta, went back to the pub, and was there till 4, still fairly sober.
saturday...
got up reasonably early for a late night, did some work, dowloaded a £400 piece of software, then went down ollys, didnt realy do much there, then jamie an joe came round, then it was party time, pash (who i dont know) and lumus (met a couple of times) had one in follygate town hall, had a few, a few more, and a few more, then tom had a bottle of apple sours, god knows how much of that i had + vodka... but it was nice to catch up with the people i havent seen in a long while and a day, then crashed out at ollys
bledy brilliant, but
sunday...
worked till late bored outta ma head
Monday...
worked 12 hrs straight
Today...
early morning, which i only just got up for
Tomorow...
get up at stupid o'clock to go to brighton
thurs...
work late
fri, sat, sunday...
pub
moday...
switzerland at 4 in the morning, im gonna be dead! |
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Major Taboo, but do I care about talking about Racial Hatred? NO! [8 - Feb - 06 @ 00:43]
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I dont get it, the whole racial hatred thing with the cartoons, theyre funny, but the islamic people dont think so, they obviously dont think too much, blow up a ton of people, corse theyre gonna get away with it without a laugh at them... are you kidding?!? admitedly, bush and blair (the jerks) decide to make up a story about WMD's, i.e neuclear, go and bomb the place (forgetting about afghanistan) and shoot everyone up, and, oh, whats this, there isnt any! now it turns out (as most people knew) it was just an excuse to overuse their power in order to get oil... im not saying the islamics are getting off scott free here, they come over, get our taxes (granted, there are those that try bloody hard and make summin of themselves) and then moan about how they are treated, i hear Germanys quite a nice open country nowerdays, and damn nice people, or ship them off to france, that place cant get any worse, lets be honest here.
The point of this is... why dont we stay the hell away from each other, people who get on with each other feel free to do so, if not, bugger off to the bottom of the ocean, and help the dwindling oil supply untill the governments decide that it would be good to (finaly) use renewable resouces which many people have found out, but shot down in their drift of going public
or sit down, have a cuppa tea around a big table, sort out the differences and come to an agreement of the world that would suit everyone, but nope, that aint gonna happen, because most religons and governments are so stuck up thier fuckin asses that its just gonna get worse and more innocents are gonna be going to God knows where!
Idealistic, fairly
Comunistic, mabe slightly
are most people thinking the same thing? YES!!!
this is one of the things that pisses me off the most, and the essay may have slightly changed course, but its all in the same topic... SHIT GOVERNMENTS AND STUCK UP RELIGONS!!!
so many people are seen as racist for saying this kinda thing, but i know people of alot of faiths and races, and most of them think its getting outta hand
well, ill see you when im outta jail for this, if the server hasnt closed down my site beforehand, or i get shunted from meaningful society
THE LIFE LIVED IS TO BE ENJOYED!
your free speaker
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Nu Job! [26 - Jan - 06 @ 23:27]
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I have just got another job today... im now a web monkey (web developer) with a company called Pynto Ltd, 3 days a week doing what i do nearly everyday (other than playing games) so now rather than being employed, im gainfully employed, real company, real job, and a real company and a shit job, should cancel each other out, so il have an ok livlyhood, woo yeah |
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Puta [18 - Jan - 06 @ 20:11]
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I installed a wireless network in the house so I can work in my room, rather than a laptop on a chair and hunched over it, then a problem, laptop was working fine, that was connected to the wireless, the PC on the other hand was via a cable, and i didnt realy know much bout networking, the odd thing, yeah, but not that much, basicaly when you connect to a website, like google.co.uk, it sends the domain name (google.co.uk) to a DNS server (Domain Name System) sends back the IP (Internet Protocal (66.249.93.99)) and connects from there, spent a week trying to work out why it would only connect from the IP address, and not the Domain Name (had to type in 66.249.93.99 rather than google.co.uk) till i stayed up till bout 3 in the morning talking to my cuz in america, he sugested a fu things, which i did, but to no avail, til i noticed that a microsoft IP program was blocking the DHCP from connecting (Dynamic Host Configuration Protocal) so a week of working it out, screaming sis, moaning parents, all i had to do was uninstall summin that took 2 mins
Bollocks!
Bye |
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New Year [2 - Jan - 06 @ 12:28]
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Hope you all had a bon nu yr, im prety sure i did, tho its still a bit sketchy here an there, fair bit of drinking goin on, eccept poor tom, who had to drive his missus home, heheh, oh, and joe who at a different party ended up wit someone who no-one would have thought, ill leave the name outta it as a sign of sympathy, this was followed by a day of momentary realisation about a completely different subject, but good ol lizzie cheered me up, anyhoo, have a good '06 and ill cyas around
Godt Nytar
Bonne Anne
Prosit Neujahr
Feliz Ano Neuvo
Feliz Ano Novo
Felice Anno Nuovo
Seh Heh Bok Mani Bat Uh Seyo |
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Irritant [12 - Dec - 05 @ 11:31]
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if summin says irritant with a big cross on it, its wise to not put it on the skin and here is why;
a) it smells real bad, this is CD cleaner were talking bout here fwar
b)it isnt comfortable, especially on raw scratched skin
c) do not put lynx onto the cleaner to cover up the smell
d) do not put more irritant flamable stuff on it
e) most important... do not put a lighter to it in an attempt to rid it
Lesson over, i learned the hard way,
Arrivederci |
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Dont Play With Knives Kids [6 - Dec - 05 @ 13:07]
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A very important lesson people, dont play with knives, theyre bad for your health, simply coz they hurt people, like Joe and i, sure the big cuts dont hurt, but the palm of the hand does... alot
Joe, being Joe decided to juggle with a very sharp knife and a meat fork prong thing, which didnt go to well, back of the hand wasnt looking too good, and Oli rested the knife just above my wrist and asked if he could pull it gently, see what happened... i said yeah... HOW STUPID COULD ANYONE BE!!! surfeiset to say, i found out it was serated after he did it, and it was fair sharp, tho it didnt hurt, mind you, taking it off someone by the blade does, ahh the things blokes get up to....
Adiós |
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[25 - Nov - 05 @ 11:32]
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Woke up this morning about 10, got up, rang work to see if i was working or not... i was, turned on my laptop, listened to music and did various things, then Dave rang, i always walk around when im on the phone, probably coz i dont like using them (i hear voices), anyhoo, dave just started to speak as i saw out the window, moorview actualy looked acceptable (the housing estate that is apparently to do with hatherleigh, tho we dont like to admit it, it was snowing! snow? in hatherleigh? i hear you ask, what happened to the rain? well my guess is, the cloud is dyslexic or summin, this was about 11, now im unindated with calls and things, well, i was fer about 20 mins, i bet the polish, norsk, and suisse are laafing at us for the warnings that are sent out,
har har har, ze silly enlandish people are making a big flaandzey over ze weather, har har har, they aft nevar been in ze real weather... har har har
anyhoo,
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Frying Pans [20 - Nov - 05 @ 13:09]
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I have come to the conclution that fryingpans hitting the head hurts and shouldnt realy be done. especialy when theyre big ones with a fair hefty weight, ive put up a couple of videos, there are many more, but i havent got them yet, oh, and never place a bottlecap spiky side down, and then smack it with the same frying pan that has broken over your head twice already... to believe im 19;2
Right click and select Save Target As
http://angrypossum.co.uk/downloadables/panning.zip |
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Its been a while [11 - Nov - 05 @ 15:24]
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I havent said much in the last ages, so i thought id better way,
Carnival this weekend, which means lots of tourists and packed out pubs, which means fights, woo yay, lets beat the hell outta each other for no reason, but it also meass burning a piano in the square after taking it round the town and flaming tar barrels being dragged round the town at 5 in the morning, and bout 7 at night, sucks that we cant run them round now, bloody health and safety, but should be ok, getting 1 beer from a pub this weekend will be my goal anyhoo, im off to party, best bit of carnival,
ADIOS!!! VIVA LA CARNIVÁLE |
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The Family Reunion [23 - Oct - 05 @ 20:59]
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what can i say about it... not much realy, a bunch of old people, a church hall, loads of people called Barnett who i have no idea who they were.
On the upside, my uncle John and his sons Joe and Jonathan took Andi and i down the pub (with my sis) so that ligtened up the afternoon quite a bit!!! |
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Family Reunion [21 - Oct - 05 @ 15:51]
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Oh, how exciting, a family reunion, in a church, where you cant drink or smoke... Oh Woe Is Me!
but there are pubs near by, gess where ill be all day...
ill tell you how it goes when i come back... if i dont die of boredom first that is |
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14/10/05 [16 - Oct - 05 @ 15:03]
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Odd one... and their aint realy much to say bout it except odd, Joe was asleep by about 1, usualy one of the last, Scarface was asleep in a hedge, then decided to sleep outside the door... even when it was raining, Jamie was awake at 7 in the morning, that was the most mind bending one of all, i dunno, just a weird evening |
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The George [10 - Oct - 05 @ 01:43]
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The George has finaly finished its revamp... and its bloody nice, its kinda gone wine bar with a modern pub twist... it has SOFAS! oh yes, no more crowding round a big table on hard wood chairs, lay back in luxury whilst sipping on your pint and enjoy humourous chit chat... if your not half asleep...chad managed to doze off, and you dont drink as much, coz you're too relaxed, bloody amazing |
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Rob and Mairi [2 - Oct - 05 @ 23:53]
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Bloody good night last night, it was rob and mairi's birthday thing (altho its their birthday today). we were in the george for a little while, chilling out, as we do all too often, but love it, then we mosied up to the tally where a band was playing, pretty good at that, we were on the usual, ginger rob - d vodka and lemonade or summin, posh rob (birthday boy) - lager, tom - some girly drink, simon - bud e, me - guinness, then ginger decided mini guinnesses (kumala and bailys) so we thought why not, its a birthday, altho posh rob was already well on his way, so we had them, sweet as tropicana, couple more pints, then ginger was buying all these different shooters for everyone, lesbian monkeys, slippery nipples, orgasms, then he got to me... straight d vodka, why did i down it? few more pints, and we were all pretty bad in the end, but a bloody good night!
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Yay! [1 - Oct - 05 @ 19:28]
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Its finally finished, theres still a few bugs to iron out, but in the main its done! 6 days typing, 6 days studying script, 6 days stress, and 6 days of calmdown sessions in the pub, but its finally done! |
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